Friday, January 12, 2007
Best of SMS Livedating: Clown Porn vs. Macworld Edition
filed under: SMS Livedating by Lux Nightmare
In today’s installment of “My Phone’s on Vibrate for You,” Sexerati wants to remind you that, while on a date, atmosphere is everything:
On date: I’m surrounded by fucked up, pornographic cartoons and people talking about lesbians sucking cock. Best. Date. Bar. Ever.
On other date: Beg yr forgiveness had to relocate from macworld and was w/o service in my hideout on way to nerd party tell me about butt sex pls
On date: What butt sex? I did what?
On other date: [name redacted]
On date: Haha. But! Clown spank porn! I repeat: best date bar ever.
We wish you a weekend full of clown spank porn, lesbians sucking cock, and all the rotating, glass-encased fetish objects you might need to inspire mid-date text madness for us next week.
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