Friday, January 19, 2007
Best of SMS Livedating: Three Ways of Texting
filed under: SMS Livedating by Melissa Gira
In today’s installment of “My Phone’s on Vibrate for You,” Sexerati offers this time-shifted tale of three lovers in three ways…
On date: Off to [location redacted] to see [name redacted]. In cab. He’s late. Late?
On other date: Late boys are rare. And I’m sitting here thinking I need a boy who doesn’t want to be too nice.
On other, other date: plans fell through. at dinner now. i am so going to bang [name redacted].
On date: I never knew that men were only allowed to cry if they rent porno first.
On other date: Bang him at dinner? Have fun. blog it!
On date: Men are so lonely. They aren’t allowed feelings, remember.
On other, other date: I wish! Photograph the lube for me.
…begging the question, and do we ever really beg?, if you get texted by someone having sex with someone, are you then in a three-way? (Totally not full-disclosure: part of this maybe-menage is mine, and I’m not telling.)
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I’ve fooled around with a person while having phone sex with someone else. I counted it as a three-way