Friday, January 26, 2007

That Was the Sex That Was: Sexerati’s Weekly Wrapup

filed under: Weekly Wrapup by Melissa Gira

wrapup-iconTODO this weekend:

Post a hott come-on photo to your pale-blue profiled, socially networked source of dates of choice.

When you’ve got some hits, webstalk your possibilities’ conveniently-aggregated music before you meet, so you can clear all that Postal Service they’ve been listening to all day already off your iPod[1] before they come over.

When they start going off about Ubuntu on your first date, politely bite your tongue, or bite their lip, or their…

Oh! And thinking come Sunday you want to see them again next weekend? It’s never too early to pack your dicks and unpack your tools, and prep for the possibility of the only kind of hacking you can do in the bath without getting shocked. (And if that shocks you? Sleep in, and next Friday, back to step 1.)

[1] I am listening to Morrissey do a 2005 redux of ‘Bigmouth Strikes Again’ as I write this, and even he has revised ‘…and her Walkman started to melt…’ to that other Holy Steve’s portable music iCon. Just saying.

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