Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Web Sex Index: How We (All) Got Justin.tv Laid
filed under: Web Sex Index by Melissa Gira
We were too occupied [redacting] [redacted] ourselves to watch live, but as the morning Twitters came rolling in, it became clear: finally, after 22 days, camboy-cum-lately Justin.tv had sex, on camera. Sort of.
Of course the best part of vlogebrity sex tapes is taking the credit-slash-blame.
Scott Beale, who organized the Justin meetup a few weeks back, where I (late-to-the-game disclosure) had the problematic honor of being Justin’s first webcasted kiss after teasing him about his lack of onscreen sex, kindly links to Chuck Olsen’s video capture of the near-non-event:
justin.tv gets laid, maybe
The astute sex tape viewer will clearly identify the blurry shot of a kitchen floor (ie: not sex), though upon viewing, perhaps the piped-in porno music care of Justin’s roommates/business partners will provide a thrilling 320×240 frisson.
Annalee Newitz says that, really, it was all her fault, for telling Justin that if he didn’t get laid in a week, no one would watch his show anymore:
So Justin tells me that what he really wants to do is get another show going on the Justin.tv network — something with a sexy girl in New York City who will do a Sex in the City thing and go out with celebrities for nights of wild parties and naughty hijinks. “It’s good from a business perspective,” he said. Then he noticed that I was wearing a suit and looked like one of those feminist dyke people, so he added contritely, “It may not be the best thing for society, though.”
Justin, you are so socially-conscious! But why get girls to do the dirty work for you when you’ve got such a sweet body and are slutting around town right now? Nobody cares if there’s some dumb NYC chick getting laid — we’ve seen that a million times before. We want to see Web 2.0 entrepreneurs getting it on. That’s novelty! That’s entertainment! That’s good from a business perspective, and you know what? It’s good for society too.
What was that?
We want to see Web 2.0 entrepreneurs getting it on.
Screw Justin. Let’s all get to it. Start a company or something if you have to, don’t be shy. Just remember where to send the results, yes?
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