Friday, May 25, 2007
Best of SMS Livedating: Epic Oh, My Smashed Up Memory Card Edition
filed under: SMS Livedating by Melissa Gira
Who else crashes their phone under the weight of saved text messages? Who else but we ragpickers of SMS, collecting your dating detritus for later publication once all appropriate statutes of sex limitation have, if not passed, become less important than say, the story that could be told. Let’s offer up to the coming long weekend this memorial of our own, to a memory card about to burst, cut-up & smashed-up.
This is like Burroughs for the heart and fuck:
2006.12.03, 04:32: My cock is hard right now, daydreaming of intense sex with you.
2006.12.03, 04:37: Phone now? Skype now?
2006.12.30, 22:47: P.s. While we were at the bar, he took my picture. So cute.
2006.12.30, 22:50: Nice. I have a huge crush.
2007.01.01, 13:31: I’m too hung over to decode this, spell it out! Texted from my bed with a cute slothful girl.
2007.01.02, 00.01: Understandable. He is an amateur, though - isn’t all this pretty new to him?
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2007.02.23, 21:15: (RE:)That could be fun. Just gay boy porn?
2007.02.26, 18:48: (RE:)I can’t make it. In [redacted web company] hell.
2007.02.26, 18:52: Oh, double-dating. What would I have done if they both showed, lady?
2007.03.03, 19:42: I’m afraid I’ll be rather late, sweet lady, and I have no excuse.
2007.03.03, 20:41: Everyone I know is here. Might mac it to a goth boy visiting from new hampshire. Hit it and quit it at its finest.
2007.03.03, 20:45: pxplskthxbai
2007.03.07, 21:02: Safe flight, sweet, filthy boy.
2007.03.10, 12:12: I have date with the cat psychiatrist tonight.
2007.03.10, 20:22: Oh and we’re not secret right?
2007.03.10, 20:24: Secret? (we’re on flickr, yes?)
2007.03.10, 20:28: Oh I want to know who’s asking…
2007.03.10, 20:44: No one yet, pre-empting. You’re, well, you’re someone to brag about.
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2007.04.10, 07:02: Just fucked [redacted].
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2007.04.17, 20:21: I am no good at making someone earn me.
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2007.04.28, 00:18: Hey, enjoy your party! Tell them all I say hi - don’t tell them that [redacted] doesn’t taste anywhere as sweet as [redacted].
2007.04.28, 02:19: Consider this with a [redacted] chaser, but being on a date w someone else is making me miss you fierce too. I’m still smitten.
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Thats hawt.