Friday, January 26, 2007

Best of SMS Livedating: Cross Country Ripple Effect Edition


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Does the text-connection transmit, too, rippling waves of possible sex across the nation, nay, even, the world? We offer the following evidence:

10:26pm PST/1:26am EST
not on date: and?

1:43am PST/4:43am EST
on date: he’s a good kisser!
not on date: nice. i’m having weird dreams about sex parties.

… the next day …

on date: sex party dreams? well we did indeed fuck. and then again this morning.
not on date: congrats on the sex.

SMS the love, dear readers, because who knows what might come beaming right back to you. Here’s, in advance, to your good fucking weekend.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Best of SMS Livedating: Three Ways of Texting


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In today’s installment of “My Phone’s on Vibrate for You,” Sexerati offers this time-shifted tale of three lovers in three ways…

On date: Off to [location redacted] to see [name redacted]. In cab. He’s late. Late?
On other date: Late boys are rare. And I’m sitting here thinking I need a boy who doesn’t want to be too nice.
On other, other date: plans fell through. at dinner now. i am so going to bang [name redacted].
On date: I never knew that men were only allowed to cry if they rent porno first.
On other date: Bang him at dinner? Have fun. blog it!
On date: Men are so lonely. They aren’t allowed feelings, remember.
On other, other date: I wish! Photograph the lube for me.

…begging the question, and do we ever really beg?, if you get texted by someone having sex with someone, are you then in a three-way? (Totally not full-disclosure: part of this maybe-menage is mine, and I’m not telling.)
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Friday, January 12, 2007

Best of SMS Livedating: Clown Porn vs. Macworld Edition


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In today’s installment of “My Phone’s on Vibrate for You,” Sexerati wants to remind you that, while on a date, atmosphere is everything:

On date: I’m surrounded by fucked up, pornographic cartoons and people talking about lesbians sucking cock. Best. Date. Bar. Ever.
On other date: Beg yr forgiveness had to relocate from macworld and was w/o service in my hideout on way to nerd party tell me about butt sex pls
On date: What butt sex? I did what?
On other date: [name redacted]
On date: Haha. But! Clown spank porn! I repeat: best date bar ever.

We wish you a weekend full of clown spank porn, lesbians sucking cock, and all the rotating, glass-encased fetish objects you might need to inspire mid-date text madness for us next week.

Friday, January 5, 2007

‘My Phone’s On Vibrate For You’: The Best of Livedating SMS


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It happens to the best of us. Your phone is on vibrate, and…

Not on date: I hope you’re having a damn fine night and that’s why I’ve heard NOTHING.
On date: Nice. At a bar. I hope we fuck.
Not on date: Can I blog that as Best. Date. Check-in. Ever.
On date: Sure

… so let’s, as I said yesterday, not hate on it, let’s work it.

Send in your SMS transcripts from your dates (not with your dates, with the people who aren’t on your dates but you’re still checking in with) and the best from the previous weekend gets posted here on Friday to inspire another weekend of always-on turn-on.

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