No, You May Not Call Them “VonManson”
December 7th, 2005 by Melissa Gira
Raise a glass: introducing, Mr. Dita Von Teese! Says the newly unblushing groom:
“I got f—ed out of a bachelor party, because — quite honestly, I have to agree with her — Dita said, ‘Why should you have a bachelor party? That’s your whole life,’ “he explained. “‘What are you going to do, get drunk and look at naked women?’ And I guess that’s what I do every day.”
Those of us not among the sixty special guests this past weekend at neo-burlesque queen Dita Von Teese and post-goth mocker Marilyn Manson’s three day “Wilde-Victorian” wedding feast missed out on the nuptial castle lit for the occasion by the great-grandson of Hitler’s architect,“a spot of falconry” for the day following the ceremony, spit-roasted pig flown in special, and the requisite pale-faced children bearing absinthe to the guests – Mr. Depp and Madge among them.
As for the honeymoon, we’ll have to content ourselves that Dita may have dropped a hint in this morsel from the ever-accurate Sun (UK):
“I do remember that in Italy, in a really beautiful hotel room we ripped a door off the hinges and it was completely broken after we had sex, and we had to have it fixed,” adding with a wink of her flash lashes, “You will have to imagine the rest”.
Why would it not be shocking at all to find that the VonManson’s have the most lovely, vanilla sex in all of Hollywood?
December 7th, 2005 at 5:23 pm
Actually, I read an interview with Dita a few years ago, where she revealed that they do enjoy vanilla sex.
December 8th, 2005 at 4:36 pm
And I do believe his previous girlfriend, Rose McGowan, said something similar. Both that Manson privately is quite normal, romantic and conservative, and that the sex was equally traditional. How kinky! Traditional family values and vanilla sex. Gasp!
December 10th, 2005 at 1:12 pm
Which opens this door: who’s having the ridiculously kinky sex that we’d never expect?
(And what exactly is kinky anymore, anyway…)