Sex Estate Sale: ‘How Do You Work This Thing?’
November 11th, 2006
Saturday morning estate and tag sale browsing would be far more exciting if the scope of one’s searching were as wide as eBay. As I was hunting antiques this morning online, I found this wonderful specimen of sex culture from bygone days. Begging the question, ‘how do you work this thing?’ I give you four choices:
a) affix it: to a lover’s jaw with a convenient wood bit to bite on as an Industrial Age piss gag
b) lash it: on a wrought iron bed (see, attachments!) as a vintage breath control device for thrashers
c) water it: get a leg up and fill it as a French autoerotic enema adminstrator
d) solder it: back together as a brand new d.i.y. toy, because it’s obviously none of the above
b) lash it: on a wrought iron bed (see, attachments!) as a vintage breath control device for thrashers
c) water it: get a leg up and fill it as a French autoerotic enema adminstrator
d) solder it: back together as a brand new d.i.y. toy, because it’s obviously none of the above
And to the winner, the spoils: a link to the item in question.
November 12th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Dude, I’m SO going with choice C.
I’d lean toward D, however, I don’t feel you would post a “made up” sex-toy story about antique searching, as Sexerati is a “non-fiction project” of yours. Also, I know you to be savvier than to just guess, you’d find out for sure.
So, C.